MalNealon,
Thanks for your encouragement and apologies for any errors. I'll put these down to typos rather than spelling mistakes as I have got to save face somehow.
Thinking about it, It really should be "baby" phal with quotes, but this would deprive TikkaTom of the opportunity of making mischief by associating yours truly with Hannibal Lecter. The curry (despite the lack of an original photo) is surprisingly tasty and no children or animals were harmed in the production
Where are all the pedants when you really need them - i.e. just before newsletter publication
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.